🔮 Mini-Scopes: July 28 – August 3
Leo Season is still serving main-character glow, and these weekly Mini-Scopes are here to drag the zodiac (lovingly) by their clogged pores. Read for your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs for the full cosmic skincare truth.
♌️ Leo
You’ve peaked. Not in life, just in seasonal attention. Soak it up, sparkle on, and maybe take a break from making every skincare step a performance art piece.
♍️ Virgo
You’re reorganizing your serums by pH level again, huh? The only thing that needs balancing is your nervous system. Your skin isn’t a spreadsheet; let it live a little.
♎️ Libra
You asked three people, your tarot deck, and your ex before picking a cleanser. Babe… just wash your face. A little decisiveness won’t ruin your aesthetic.
♏️ Scorpio
You’re giving sexy shadow witch with a side of skin purging. Stop overcomplicating things, cleanse, moisturize, plot revenge. That’s it. That’s the routine.
♐️ Sagittarius
You “accidentally” skipped your whole routine again but bought another $70 face oil on impulse. Either commit… or admit your skincare is just a shopping hobby.
♑️ Capricorn
You’re trying to goal-set your way out of dehydration. Your skin doesn’t need a five-year plan; it needs water and less judgment. Start there.
♒️ Aquarius
You're trying to reinvent your skincare routine with ingredients from your kitchen again. Just because it’s “natural” doesn’t mean it belongs on your face. Back away from the avocado, rebel.
♓️ Pisces
You meditated, saged your space, pulled a card… but forgot to moisturize again. Sweet dreamboat, even spiritual skin needs actual hydration. It’s not mysticism, it’s moisturizer.
♈️ Aries
You tried a new product without patch testing, didn’t you? And now you’re mad at your skin. Classic. Slow down, warrior. It's a face, not a battlefield.
♉️ Taurus
You’re clinging to an expired serum like it's a security blanket. Luxury doesn’t mean lazy, toss the crusty jar and treat your skin like the goddess altar it is.
♊️ Gemini
You're on week three of a “new routine” — none of which you’ve followed for more than two days. Your skin isn’t confused… It’s just exhausted. Pick a lane.
♋️ Cancer
You’re moisturizing like it’s a love language, which is sweet until you forget sunscreen again. Your skin’s not shy, it’s sunburned. Protect the glow, babe.
🕯️ Ready to Go Deeper?
Your Mini-Scopes might be snarky, but the cosmic insights (and your skin) deserve reverence. If you're craving more clarity, ritual, or real support for your skin's journey…
✨ Read past scopes
✨ Book your next Skin Witch Ritual
✨ Or whisper your question to the moon and see what glows back
Remember: your glow is not just aesthetic, it's energetic.
🌙 Until next week, stay hydrated, stay sacred, and stay SPF’d.
